the one thing i give the gay bar we frequent credit for is that they skirt patio smoking laws by allowing the loophole of "you can't take your drinks off the patio, and you can't smoke on the patio, but you CAN put your drink on a table by the railing and then stand on the other side of it & smoke"

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Congrats!!! <3

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I DIDN'T ACTUALLY FUCK THE PUMPKIN ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ THIS IS A POST ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

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Going to work my evening shift at my job where everyone looks up to me and I have to be professional and NOT tell them I had wicked crazy lesbian sex all morning is torture!! Like "oh April you look weirdly tired but really happy haha" and I'm NOT EVEN ALLOWED TO SAY WHY!!!!

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(flirting) do you dare me to shove this whole burger in my mouth

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