I always wondered how the Easter Bunny got around.

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Them, approaching you in a bar: ‘Hey there, I’m a lady in the streets but a freak in the sheets…’ You: ‘Mmm nice, silk sheets?’ Them: ‘No, spreadsheets. I’m an accountant, here’s my card. Who does your taxes?’

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Me: ‘Oh wow, I loved The Bangles!’ My daughter (exasperated): ‘I KNOW…’ #totp

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Rod Hull and Temu.

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One year #sober !

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