Freddy Mercury Prograde

celephais42.bsky.social

14 October 2026 14:38

TIL sword in the stone is metaphor for semen retention.

hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches

riothobbit.bsky.social

14 October 2026 14:37

... ... ... so part of the 'can you pull the sword from the stone' test was being okay with the real sexy noises it made while you were pulling it

𝖇𝖊𝖈𝖔𝖒𝖎𝖓𝖌-𝖛𝖛𝖝𝖗𝖝𝖛𝖛𝖝𝖑𝖋

novatoreanhovvl.bsky.social

14 October 2026 14:37

if i'm not regularly being satiated with the blood of gods and the holy am i really alive and fulfilling my purpose?

𝖇𝖊𝖈𝖔𝖒𝖎𝖓𝖌-𝖛𝖛𝖝𝖗𝖝𝖛𝖛𝖝𝖑𝖋

novatoreanhovvl.bsky.social

14 October 2026 14:36

let me sing once more as i'm drawn from the scabbard let me taste deeply the red juices of blood let the sun behold its reflection upon me yet again let the screams and moans of mine and thine foes raise up to praise me

𝖇𝖊𝖈𝖔𝖒𝖎𝖓𝖌-𝖛𝖛𝖝𝖗𝖝𝖛𝖛𝖝𝖑𝖋

novatoreanhovvl.bsky.social

14 October 2026 14:36

a long abandoned yet powerful magical sword is a kind of submissive waiting for the right dominant to show up and wield them