Bard the Tanuki
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LV 35 FatFur minors dni 🔞 Gainer Tanuki nerd, gamer cw:420 gw:500+ Help feed me: Cash app: https://cash.app/$BardTheTanuki Vennmo: https://venmo.com/BardTheTanuki
👤 Joined on 29 July 2026
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Ice Cream French Toast - Low-effort, high-reward alternative to making a French toast base out of milk or cream. Dip the bread into a tub of seasoned, melted ice cream, then proceed with your preferred method of making French toast ~200 calories per slice www.twopeasandtheirpod.com/ice-cream-fr...
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Not sure if you're ready for winter? Visit one of our pop-up clinics! All our doctors are totally licensed and drew their PHDs with real legitimate brand name crayons
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It’s so strange how so many people seem to believe that if you get fat enough you just drop dead. Like there’s a secret number you hit on the scale that kills you. Meanwhile one of the trainers from The Biggest Loser had a widow maker heart attack in a gym in the middle of a workout.
Show PostNext time someone tells me I’m going to die because I’m too fat I’m going to reply with: I’m actually going to live just long enough to fuck your dad at your funeral
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