The Onion

theonion.com

04 February 2026 01:42

Reptile Handler At Birthday Party Ruthlessly Heckled By 6-Year-Old For Showing Amphibian https://theonion.com/reptile-handler-at-birthday-party-ruthlessly-heckled-by-6-year-old-for-showing-amphibian/

Rebecca Nagle

rebeccanagle.bsky.social

04 February 2026 01:39

Red Lake Nation in Minnesota just banned ICE raids from their reservation. ICE cannot enter without a warrant signed by a federal judge. Red Lake is the latest in a wave of tribes banning ICE from their land.

Matthew Cortland (they)

matthewcort.land

04 February 2026 01:36

I'd burn my bar card and walk into the fucking sea before I entered an appearance on behalf of the Trump Regime, and enabled their abduction and concentration camp operations. If no DOJ lawyers were willing to represent DHS in federal court (and I'm not naive enough to believe that'll happen)...

Matthew Cortland (they)

matthewcort.land

16 January 2026 09:55

That Minneapolis woman who refused to let ICE in without a warrant — could she be charged with harboring? I dug into the case law. Short answer: exercising your Fourth Amendment rights cannot be a crime. Longer answer: we live in hell. www.patreon.com/posts/148315...

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