Palace fan on BBC's Have Your Say, who isn't very up to date with recent decades. Or mathematics in general. (FYI - #NUFC have been in the Premier League for 31 seasons out of its 34-season existence. Palace's total is 17.)

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as a card carrying "Happy Clapper" I still can't find any excuses for this woeful, absolutely woeful long old international break now, which I'll actually be grateful for #NUFC

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Used to travel with the same three guys monthly for work, fancied one of their wives so I "accidently" video called her to talk about their son's first day at new school whilst my colleague talked about his latest escort in the background. This week my stepson turned 16.

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In the early days of Wikipedia I created a fake entry about my village that included a fake Lord in the middle ages named after an 80s B Movie action hero. It is still up and being taught in the local Primary school as fact.

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He's gone from being an England international to not even making it into one of the worst midfields in the league. Eddie would work wonders with him.

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