Gnomad

gnomadmusic.bsky.social

10 February 2026 06:22

This is like when you try to say “don’t” but have “do not” in the chamber for some reason, and you end up saying “I donut know“ There’s a lot of pressure being an apex predator.

The Minstrel of Horror

minstrelofhorror.bsky.social

10 February 2026 06:22

That might be why you don't hear about comics being attacked by sharks!

Ridley LeDoux

ridleyal.bsky.social

10 February 2026 06:22

I choose to believe it's laughing uproariously at a joke the person in red just told.

ryllviant.bsky.social

10 February 2026 06:21

Fake sharkologist here and I can say with no authority that shark has just stepped on some lego

The Minstrel of Horror

minstrelofhorror.bsky.social

10 February 2026 06:21

In nature shows they always have a Great White Shark Leaping out of the water in an epic slow motion shot to emphasize its ferocity and power! Coincidently they never show it when it misses completely and floats awkwardly like a fishing bobber wondering where it went wrong!