misterwishes.bsky.social
👤 Joined on 04 December 2024
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@misterwishes.bsky.socialAlien overlord: For your punishment you will be forced to drink… (looking at alien notes) One hundred beers. Me: Holy shit I uh… wait. Is there like a time limit or something? Alien overlord: No. Just drink them all at some point. Me, really selling it: NOOO😭😭😭😭
Show PostI’m like a shark. If I stop swimming I’ll die.
Show Post(Trying to impress the blue haired girl who works at the gas station) Five thousand dollars on pump eight, please
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