The Onion

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18 October 2026 19:01

Resigned Pew Research Study Has No Fucking Clue What’s Going On With 15% Of Americans https://theonion.com/resigned-pew-research-study-has-no-fucking-clue-what-s-1844086331

Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani

mayor.nyc.gov

17 October 2026 16:31

Korean Community Services keeps our seniors healthy and cared for in the city they love. We worked with Council Member Linda Lee and NYC Council to secure $12 million in funding for programs serving aging New Yorkers — and this week we had the chance to serve a few free meals ourselves.

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17 October 2026 16:31

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lucy

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17 October 2026 16:30

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Spencer Ackerman

attackerman.bsky.social

17 October 2026 16:30

You know, you and I may not be this newspaper’s target audience