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dumbmike.bsky.social

07 October 2026 21:39

STEPHEN FRY: Now, which of you can tell me, who was the inventor of the telephone? ANDREW DICE CLAY: Your mother's pussy. STEPHEN FRY: Still not correct, although your persistence on this note is particularly admirable. ALAN DAVIES: Howard Nokia. [alarm goes off]

derek guy

dieworkwear.bsky.social

23 September 2026 10:04

My cat has been sick, which has made me feel so terrible and anxious, I can hardly function. She's 19.5 years old and has been with me forever. I fear we're nearing the end and I love her so much. If you have a pet, please give them a kiss for me. Take them out for a walk tomorrow; give them a treat

ryan cooper

ryanlcooper.com

22 September 2026 03:26

this is excellent

CNN

cnn.com

16 June 2026 05:36

During a ballet performance of “Romeo and Juliet” in Izmir, Turkey, a cat unexpectedly joined the actors in the final scene of the show and completely stole the show with its antics.

Kendra, spooky version

kendrawcandraw.bsky.social

11 June 2026 04:11

In case you missed it, the GTA4 playthrough Tom did where every car but his own is going 999mph is one of the funniest series to ever be recorded. The amount of completely accidental slapstick and Tom's slow descent into paranoia and superstition is so fucking good