If you're not an expert on computer security and encryption, please don't tell me what you think is "really happening" with TLS certs and PHP bugs today. You'll get time to express your conspiracy theory bullshit, but today, it's your turn to SHUT THE FUCK UP while the grown-ups are working, okay?

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this php vulnerability is serious but also i am lmao at all the “i never liked php anyway” posts like it has allegations of malicious behavior. some of you need to come up with other ways to respond to news

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I also think PHP is not _all_ bad. It tries more than most to minimize state (request-scoped interpreters, copy-on-write arrays) and is a strong argument to PL designers about the relative importance of broad / flat standard libraries, shallow learning curves and platform integration / distribution.

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yeahhhhhhh browsers have mostly gotten this working, everyone else... (rustls/upki should hopefully be a path forward)

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should’ve just posted 4 smh

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