pillowpuppy.bsky.social
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👤 Joined on 16 July 2023
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@pillowpuppy.bsky.socialOk boss I went ahead and installed the chandelier. Yeah just like you asked. No, no I know, I just didn't want to waste your time going over designs, I understood the pitch like right away. We spoke, what, two days ago? Yeah, I have it written down here: 'chandelier: condoms heavy with cum.' Uhhhhh
Show PostOk so we went into this bookstore and the 45yr old, extremely bisexual proprietor flagged us down, insisted we take a photo of us w the Sluts for their Instagram ('Obviously appropriate'), gave me some food and the book I was looking at for free, and is now meeting us in Berghain tomorrow
Show PostFeeling powerfully moved after a woman I've spoken to a few times in the store came up to me today to tell me that she's a 70yr old stealth transsexual visiting from Singapore till the end of the month. We're going to get coffee in the next week or two to tell each other about our lives
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