Soren Bowie

sorenbowie.bsky.social

13 September 2026 07:30

I noticed my son hiding something in his room and went to find it the moment he wasn’t around. I discovered these carefully bent wires under his mattress. Google wasn’t helpful. Please, what pipe or drug requires tools like these?

miKILL Swaim 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

michaelswaim.bsky.social

04 August 2026 02:53

Dude, just realized you can spam the down button until your contribution to a Zola wedding registry is negative! Guess who owes me the cost of my travel and room back?

Daniel O'Brien

danielobrien.bsky.social

04 August 2026 02:52

God dammit I just thought of the perfect thing to say to the woman who was rude to me on a plane in Chicago three weeks ago.

Soren Bowie

sorenbowie.bsky.social

02 August 2026 03:10

Feel like He or She aren’t really for you?

miKILL Swaim 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

michaelswaim.bsky.social

05 July 2026 20:58

Exclusively how I initiate sex from now on: