Rumpshaker

rumpshaker.bsky.social

01 January 2024 20:56

My New Year’s resolution is to somehow become MORE awesome and sexy than I already am. Seems impossible, I know, But im striving for perfection.

Emmanuel(arrakis sandrider variant) 🦉🇬🇭

emmanuel.bsky.nyc

25 December 2023 07:37

Rudolph the Red Nose reindeer had a very shiny nose because he did a lot of coke on the clock. How else did you think your Christmas presents arrived on time every year?

Jon Bois

jonbois.bsky.social

09 December 2023 01:23

more like elon muck, because he's dragging his website into the uh, into the mud. or i mean, you know, he's bringing it, like he's dragging it into the muck. because of all the stuff he's been doing, he's been taking the site into the mud. or the muck i mean. like if you just replace musk with muck

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