andymatthews.bsky.social
Writer, terrible handyman.
👤 Joined on 30 August 2023
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@andymatthews.bsky.socialCan't fuckin' believe I'm doing this but here goes: Twitter is a mind prison, a true jail of career advancement. I stopped posting on there and within months I became the CEO of The Onion and I'm not kidding. Went back on last year, felt worse, then left again.
Show PostWhat you idiot commies don’t understand is that if we tax rich people they will JUST LEAVE, depriving our nation of tax cheats, political bribery, and national acts of perversion
Show PostWhy do I have to pretend that I'm going to print something in order to save it as a PDF. Why do I have to engage in a little ruse.
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