while visiting this weekend my mom left her iPad here on accident and thus left me with the spiritual burden of playing a game she has a SIX YEAR daily streak on chat i have never felt so much pressure. i arise at dawn to game just to assure i do not forget.

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if i break the streak she will never admit she is mad at me but truly never forgive me the silent scorn of a scandinavian midwestern mother

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guys it’s also election season and i work in politics i cannot afford this anxiety i just realized i must burden my husband with this responsibility

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ill take the 94

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he doesn't know how to get to saint paul

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