Porkchop, Purveyor of Porkitude

porkchopmcfatpants.bsky.social

28 January 2026 18:50

The vibe today is pausing the gym membership because I’m traveling a lot over the next couple of months and I haven’t been using it much anyway, followed by blowing $100 on baked goods and then debating what’s for dinner

Connor ❤️‍🔥

connorphl.bsky.social

28 January 2026 18:50

How we doin?

J of JBCO

jbcogrom.bsky.social

28 January 2026 18:49

The in-laws have left town and it’s just me and the hubs and the dog at home. Finally some time to lounge naked and play with myself.

Porkchop, Purveyor of Porkitude

porkchopmcfatpants.bsky.social

28 January 2026 18:49

Welp…this post aged well! Tried on a hood at MFF just out of curiosity and something clicked. Another victim of the lycanthropupdemic 😅🐶 Give me treats and belly rubs!

Porkchop, Purveyor of Porkitude

porkchopmcfatpants.bsky.social

28 January 2026 18:49

All I’m saying is that I provide excellent lumbar support