Every Airbnb instruction list is like, "Hey, you dumb fuck. You wanted to stay in my shitty investment property? Asshole. Fine, I'll fucking let you, dipshit. The water heater is broken, by the way. Fix it or I'll charge you $200. And no laughing past 7 pm! We record everything."

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Airbnb went from a cheap way to crash in a spare bedroom or rent a vacation house for a weekend and turned into "what if hotels openly hated you and acted like they were doing you a favor by letting you give them hundreds of dollars to stay there, and also it's more expensive"

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Word, Nagi.

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boss: sleep alright? me: a great curtain was pulled back and behind it was a massive bleeding engine that was the heart of creation boss: did it run on love or death? me: i don't think it ran on anything at all boss: huh well pallets will be here in 20

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Autumn, so I assume we’re all doing out Twin Peaks re-watch. A fun game is to try to figure out whether music is diegetic or not. You’d swear it’s non-diegetic and then someone will lift a record player arm, or you’d swear it is and then they’ll start to play some music in the scene and it’ll stop

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