The staffers didn't want to read all of that, so they asked AI to summarize it, which came back with: "If you don't improve your numbers, you're all fucking fired!"

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The AI converted it into a long, polite, eloquently-worded mission statement which gently extolled the benefits of increased output and the downsides of failing to achieve the higher goals.

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I heard a joke about a manager who wanted to write a memo to scold his team into improving their performance. He started with a crude email simply saying "If you don't improve your numbers, you're all fucking fired!" He fed it into AI to improve the phrasing. 1/

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OK, this actually summarizes it even better. bsky.app/profile/stev...

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ok sorry i had to do it

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