Dude, what are you talking about? I'm talking all the fucking billionaires OceanGate'ing themselves in their stupid "flying" cars while we stand around, point, and laugh while they burn to death.

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“falls on me” OceanGate didn’t fall on anyone, “dude”.

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To be immolated 'pon the fire of a man of infinite wealth whom hubris hath felled tis a death most sweet and, I have heard a wise man say, tis a certain path to the most glorious of afterlives...and it's fuckin funny too!

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I will rail against the scourge of gambling until my very last breath. It's not only seen a meteoric rise in gambling addictions from children as young as 10, frankly it's also ruined live sports because every goddamn commercial, every goddamn chyron, is gambling, gambling, gambling. 

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Um well actually we have so many receipts to the contrary that if we all post them at once it will be extremely funny but also infuriating

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