This is definitely the last concert I’m going to ever in a big venue. There was someone in my seat, the usher told me to wait for a break in the music before they’d try and get the person out but I was only there for The Shins. So I sat in an empty seat til those people showed up…

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If you are the person who was in my seat at the concert and caused me to wander around looking for a place to watch the show, I hope that your butthole is always itchy and your socks are perpetually damp and there’s always a tiny piece of meat between your molars where you can’t reach

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One last thing about X tonight: noting X has 10x the number of regular users than Bluesky means jack shit when a) a shitload are bots, b) the algorithm boosts right-wing content over everything else so actual engagement there sucks, c) 10 million active accounts is more than enough to hang out with.

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I ate too many cookies and I have regrets

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“eh, the book was meh, the demon main character only had one barbed dick and not four” “eh, I liked it but there weren’t enough Minotaur “milking” scenes” “eh, it was just ok there was only light spanking and nobody drew blood”

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