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murderxbryan.bsky.social

11 September 2026 18:15

Having a tough day at the office (trying to figure out if snake guys are too close to reptile guys to do a separate episode)

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murderxbryan.bsky.social

11 September 2026 18:15

Guys that wear a snake around town are so cool

kristy eléison

kristycreme.bsky.social

11 September 2026 18:15

just think about it, every year on 9/11 that guy tells a story about the cable guy who crushed his corvette stingray

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murderxbryan.bsky.social

11 September 2026 18:15

Guy comes out of the house and says “what the fuck man, that was all original parts” which was very likely bullshit, I jumped into the van and smoked until my boss got there while 2 guys were telling me that they were gonna beat me up through the cracked window

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murderxbryan.bsky.social

11 September 2026 18:15

What happened was, I had just disconnected a guys cable in a very scary redneck apartment complex and I was new so I was like “I gotta get the fuck out of here fast” so I slammed on the gas backing up and my just would not move so I got out and looked and my 2 back tires were on the hood of this car