I am a funeral director with twenty years of experience. When I am transporting or preparing the bodies of the deceased, I talk to them as if they were alive to let them know what's happening.

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The only acceptable response.

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When I was doing work experience at a very well-known motorsport magazine, I sneaked in the headline "Tim Tops The Tin Tops" for a British Touring Car victory by a driver named Tim Harvey. The editors were miffed. I thought (and still think) it was perfectly fine! Thoughts @thebishf1.bsky.social?

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A good friend of mine is in the commentary box at Northampton this weekend and has given me a shout out for the superstar lights on my hat. My night is made

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Psst, look at the date... Do you remember? Well I do! I remember that it's two years to the day since @snowijfox.bsky.social asked me out! And the rest, they say, is history. ❤️

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