BeijingPalmer

beijingpalmer.bsky.social

18 October 2026 14:32

YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING (2026)

Chris Person

papapishu.bsky.social

18 October 2026 14:30

Octopus is the easiest thing to cut out of your diet on moral grounds because it’s basically never around, probably has dreams and emotions and tastes like a tire.

AB

armchairsophist.bsky.social

18 October 2026 14:27

If the bridge is collapsing you are just going to shit your pants and fire the compressed air in a way that turns the car upside down, pours shit in your face, and drives you to the bottom of the river.

Gregk Foley

gregk.co.uk

18 October 2026 14:27

What stage of Empire is it when people fantasise about shit the Empire does to other places happening to them and then reassure themselves by insisting the Secretary of Con Artistry’s newest geegaw will save them.

derek 🔒

brainedimage.bsky.social

17 October 2026 01:16

Fuck you if your bag of chips doesn't have a story on the back about why your founder decided to pursue a new approach to chips