The Onion

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14 October 2026 14:41

Smoothie Shop Workers Not As Excited For Man’s Birthday As Marketing Email Made It Seem https://theonion.com/smoothie-shop-workers-not-as-excited-for-mans-birthday-as-marketing-email-made-it-seem/

Ilhan Omar

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14 October 2026 14:41

💅🏽

The Bulwark

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14 October 2026 14:40

Mike Johnson: "The nightmare scenario…If this group took over, heaven forbid, they would turn every committee of Congress into an investigative body. They'd spend every day investigating the president, the first family, the Cabinet, donors to the party."

Matt 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️

matthewllthomas.bsky.social

07 July 2026 17:17

So the US cheated and still lost?

✨𝕊𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕟𝕒 - Teh-REDACT-all✨📎

samiamnurnot.bsky.social

07 July 2026 17:17

For what it's worth- Is someone keeping him on life support to run out the clock for a special election so repubs can keep the majority? That's what it looks like to me.