this got an lol outta me johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/the-most-u...

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My friend is looking after a very young child and she’s let him know she really likes his Ferrari because it’s so low down she can step in and out without being lifted up into it. This is the nicest most genuine comment he has and ever will receive about his Ferrari

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Hey I'm imposing small talk on you now. How's it hanging? And by "it," I mean the Sword of Damocles over your head. The biggest ongoing stressor in your life seems like a great topic for me to just bring up as casual conversation!

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i don’t think cis ppl realize how tone deaf it is to ask us to make compromises bc like. we’ve been doing that dude. it is basically impossible to navigate this cissexist society without picking our battles. we are having to make these difficult decisions bc u guys keep forcing us into them

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hitting the boosters on my flying tesla and 9/11-ing the third floor of the world's tallest mcdonalds

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