The Onion

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16 July 2026 15:17

Insisting Coworker Get To Point Somehow Slows Him Down

Biohazardchan is a lesbian 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

resichan.bsky.social

16 July 2026 15:16

Going to city council to demand a system of non-fungible restaurants, or NFRs, where restaurants have to change names and decor when they sell so people don't do "why does this place suck now?"

J. Houlsby

jhoulsby.bsky.social

14 July 2026 12:09

that would have left a scar, if it were real.

The Onion

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14 July 2026 12:02

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Relvean

relvean.bsky.social

14 July 2026 12:00

Nah too modern, let's do handcranked projectors, kinda like how handheld cameras worked in the 1910s but also for projectors.