if i love you lots i will romantically talk about putting you in my tummy and falling asleep with you if you're someone who belongs in my nuts i'm gonna talk about how tight my sack is gonna squeeze you, and how you'll have the life strangled outta you for my own damn enjoyment, worthless sacksnack

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for your horny crimes i sentence you to life in prison, and the prison is my nuts, and you're staying there forever

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i can think of nothing more arousing than knowing someone is getting off in my stomach only for them to be digested MOMENTS before they finish

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// Hyper // Dick // Self-Suck Self service queen Work for @cattoimp.bsky.social !

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turning people into free range cattle that i can fuck sounds pretty good ngl. you get bigger breasts (non-negotiable), you get to wear cow print clothes, and all your needs are taken care of. and then i get milk! :3 and also maybe i will eat you after i fatten you up a bit more

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