Let’s Be Frank

frankedson24.bsky.social

01 October 2026 17:55

2300 pounds of sausage have just been recalled for plastic shards. Our food is becoming dangerously inedible as a result of the gutting of FDA agencies that oversee food safety. When the hell are we going to kick RFK Jr’s ass all the way to Mars. This is as bad as it gets in banana republics.

[zed] godless beast

hyenalope.bsky.social

01 October 2026 03:09

my condolences, you're already dead

Tom Axe

tomaxe.bsky.social

30 September 2026 15:57

Fuck it, grilled cheese for breakfast

texacilian 🦈😈

texacilian.bsky.social

30 September 2026 15:34

I don’t know who invented this, but this is brilliant. It’s perfect for when you remember the cake, but not the matches, to burn down the patriarchy. Or to light the candles. That makes sense too, I guess.