bisexualmorpheus.bsky.social
Dan, he/him. Bristol, England
👤 Joined on 30 July 2023
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@largactyl.bsky.social@largactyl.bsky.social → @rudimentarypeni.bsky.social@rudimentarypeni.bsky.social → @bisexualmorpheus.bsky.socialBREAKING: Government mandates bowl cuts now the only acceptable haircut for all. Anyone attempting to get any other hair style will be proscribed under LASINT "If you don't like it, go bald," said Supreme Chancellor Duke Kieth "Andy" Truss, "it seems to be working out alright for Ian Dunt."
Show PostBREAKING: Pets Banned! Government announces new plans to euthanise all pets. Because what are you gonna do about it? "They've had it too good for too long," said Prime Minister Lord Keir "Andy" Manchester QC
Show PostBREAKING: The Government announces mandatory national service for all pensioners. Under new plans, recipients of the state pension must do a minimum 25 hours of unpaid work, per week, at their local Wetherspoons. "They've had it too good for too long," said Prime Minister Sir Andrew "Ken" Stonger FC
Show PostMy friend and colleague @mothinali.bsky.social is a hero, working to heal divisions. His win today against right wing smears is not only for him but for all global majority politicians whatever party they serve in their fight against lies and abuse. www.thenational.scot/news/2664344...
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