Patrick Damp

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14 July 2026 00:29

Hung out with my pals Hunter and Kelsey at The Hockey News yesterday. Check it out 👇🏼

🎃 Sweeps McGhoul 👻

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14 July 2026 00:29

Jesse on draft day

Patrick Damp

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28 May 2026 01:54

I’m gonna throw this out there. If you like it, you can take it. If you don’t, send it right back. Les Habitants.

Kelsey Surmacz

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10 April 2026 16:18

And there it is, folks. The Pittsburgh Penguins have clinched their first playoff berth since 2022 with a 5-2 win over the New Jersey Devils. If the Flyers lose in regulation to the Red Wings, they also clinch home ice. What a magical season for a damn good hockey team.

Patrick Damp

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16 December 2025 00:21

Did I write an entire newsletter about the Penguins' recent play to make an elaborate Stranger Things reference? Yes. Did I also write it because 30 minutes on Locked On Penguins wasn't enough? Also yes. Read it here: patrickdamp.substack.com/p/peanut-but...