pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky”

pixelatedboat.bsky.social

16 September 2023 10:28

*to the tune of Eleanor Rigby* Beetlejuice handjob Rubbing a guy at a show while he squeezes my tit Take a vape hit

wint

dril.bsky.social

16 September 2023 10:28

it goes to show you that even if some one makes 100000 really good posts in like 3 months theres still that tiny chance that theyre Deranged Sociopaths

Bluesky

bsky.app

14 September 2023 10:19

📢 1.49 is here! It has some big updates to the Web app. • Threads now sort replies by likes • Fixes to the sync of moderation settings (adult content) between devices • Improvements to the logged out UI on web • The web app now correctly resizes for narrower screens • Additional bugfixes, of course

Shaenon K. Garrity

shaenon.bsky.social

14 September 2023 10:19

Every worthwhile American cuisine has one of four origins: 1. Invented by ethnic minority that wasn't allowed to eat regular food 2. Invented by cult to stop masturbation 3. Asshole customer, chef revenge 4. World's Fair

Danny B. Groves

dbgroves.bsky.social

08 September 2023 09:45

TFW you revise a chapter and even you, the writer, are excited to get to the next chapter because the cliffhanger has you by the throat. 😜 #authors #writingcommunity #bvm