Storm Austen is coming. If you are a woman of marriagable age do not attempt to travel to Netherfield without a carriage

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Someone kindly brought in a gigantic box of out-of-date white creme eggs + caramel eggs and i only ate 2. I am a paragon of self-control.

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Fuck the Telegraph. They’ve been on the wrong side of every social issue since women’s suffrage. www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/10...

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I am in the hospital. The nurse assigned to me today is an obnoxiously handsome Iranian man named Ehsan. Ehsan is kind and diligent and knowledgeable. He’s a consummate professional. Ehsan is hilariously oblivious to his effect on women. It’s a comedy sketch played out in real time in front of me.

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The police are called 'PSP' here, which made local graffiti really confusing at first, thought this was a Game Boy Advance SP town

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