knigt.bsky.social
just because i can swim underwater doesn’t mean i want to
👤 Joined on 23 August 2023
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@knigt.bsky.socialSo glad I can finally talk about this project! If you know me you know I grew up and have been basically harming dogs my entire life. Incredibly grateful to get to do it in a professional capacity 🙏🏻
Show PostBad news the Eagles starting left tackle is out for the season too after team doctors drowned him to see if he was a witch
Show PostI was honored to travel into NYC for last night's Mount Sinai Patient Recognition Gala to humbly accept the award for "largest localized infection" - and it's still spreading!
Show PostThe radiant man: Hello. The iridescent slime covering my body is exclusively for facilitating gas exchange. Do not worry, there are no secreted toxins :o) Me, hand outstretched: pleased to meet ya
Show Postwaking up to find myself transformed into a bug and immediately utilizing my proboscis to get a drink of water without having to sit up in bed
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