The Morning Monty is feeling pretty smug about having both a sunbeam AND his momma back home.

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goooood morning everyone, I am on a plane to Texas and the doors are closing soon, but I’ll post walking pics when I’m gone, and I’ll be back next Monday…lest I disappoint this young man who watched me get ready with apprehension 🥹

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Never even seen the first Happy Gilmore. I don't do comedy. Or chick flicks/rom-com. I'm not hard to please, though. Blood, violence, horror and fantasy, I'm your woman.

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This cunty attitude about “parents should feed kids breakfast before school” from some sour bastards ffs!! Yes, they SHOULD be able to but some can’t for various reasons which are fuck all to do with you.

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The Morning Monty is a squinty little gent

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