ackthp.bsky.social
👤 Joined on 14 November 2024
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@ackthp.bsky.socialDear local goths, if you’re going to have sex in the employee graveyard please pick up your hairspray bottles
Show PostScorpio: Your heart is in conflict with itself, according to your very concerned cardiologist.
Show PostEver since I watched the movie Jaws, I’ve been terrified of swimming in the ocean with a canister of compressed air in my mouth.
Show Postthe Lord is my shepherd, He shaves my entire body to make sweaters
Show PostJust got your text from last night. Do you still need your Epipen
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