One of the really fascinating things about Charlie Kirk is that his own people’s response to his death was so nakedly opportunistic that it’s like oh, ok, this guy is fair game for literally anything, he’s an object, and now his soul is trapped inside Grok for eternity.

Show Post

payment: typical pakistani civil servant salary + audience with learned prostitute Einzbeth de Bordelleax hazards: thermonuclear war with the republic of india required credentials: skullfuck former prime minister imran khan in such a way he somehow remains alive, 5+ years military service

Show Post

looking for: the field marshal asim munir of jacking off job description: whenever i am jacking off you must warn me that, should i continue on the present path, you are worried i may cum. i will then tell you i remain open to nofap diplomacy so long as my seven libertine stipulations are accepted

Show Post

All other political parties are front parties for the Theranos Party. All other politicians are Elizabeth Holmes in disguise. To vote is to vote Theranos. To not vote is to vote Theranos. All bourgeois elements are part of the Liz Holmes Hive Mind. You cannot escape the Party.

Show Post

Nothing the Theranos Party says is true, which is why only the Theranos Party can be trusted. The Theranos Party is at war with all life and human decency, a respected bipartisan position that allows it to cross the aisle to enact unneeded and hostile legislation.

Show Post