sqh has built an apocalypse bunker for this purpose. he knows the deal

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Relationship so insane that there have been multiple war councils of what to do if you break up. There are contingency plans. There are charts

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tabloids start circulating about the emperor’s neglected concubine, but the demons hide it from lbh as long as possible bc he’s finally making progress on emperor tasks and they might not get another shot at a unified road system in the next twenty years

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this would be the funniest scenario ever for bingge to crash into

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sqh checking the clipboards like "technically he does ALSO meet all the requirements—" a real "nothing in the rules says a dog can't play basketball" moment

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