Doesn't look round.

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Thinking of opening a soda dispensary & confused people will walk in going "You're really misleading with that dispensary sign" "What do you mean? I offer a large variety of colas, citrus, NA beers and ales, fruit, non-medicinals, and seltzers." "You're a real jerk you know that?" "Thanks!"

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The breadth and depth of my cackle when the "breaking news" popped up on my phone...

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I guess the sausage purveyor in question wanted to spur me into panic-buying the last of their sausage? But I've got plenty in the freezer!

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Hey, how about a little praise for the sturdy washing machines that handle that underwear?

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