the "childhood friends to complete strangers" is fucking me up so bad

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my body wants to do something but it can't

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Me: "Wait, is a jellybean just turkish delight with a shell" fiancee: "that's like asking if a taco is just a hamburger with bones"

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the knuckle puck cover of chocolate by the 1975 is scientifically a perfect creation

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last few weeks the apartment has been a self contained hospital wing we got two different SRS recoveries we got a BA recovery we got an FFS recovery we got a staging ground for an SRS consult and we got space to breathe when your SRS is four days away . and we got lizzie holding it the fuck down

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