It's the last day of my forties. At midnight the last drop of youth will evaporate and my sunset years will begin, all delicately-embroidered crimson velvet smoking jackets, heavy colognes and rambling anecdotes. My signature drink: Floradix. My signature sandwich: two parallel Ryvita, unbuttered.

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Sure enough, not only do other people here share my dislike of the 'put -eth on the end of a word' shortcut; lots on this thread are taking it way more seriously or personally than I am. Job done.

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Oh I want to take you home Want to give you children But you are choosing texas A yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

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The RNLI are absolute heroes. I spent many holidays with my grandparents in Port Isaac and Cornwall has a special place in my ❤️ Mum and I used to collect for the RNLI. Only later in life I realised that a bespectacled kid with a gap-toothed grin grasping a plastic lifeboat box might aid donations.

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My issue with it is its effective plagiarism but enshittification of Steve Earle's much better 'Galway Girl'.

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