when the CIA attempted to recruit me, they said I could suck any cock on earth. Any I desire. I turned down their offer because i am not Gay

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Rodney Dangerfield end of Caddyshack voice Hey everybody, we're all gonna get blind

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they didnt use my idea to bring Apu back as a Vietnamese guy who can transform into an alien. But thats ok. I will still TiVo every episode.

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A lot of Western "leftists" fawn over China, but a lot of actual Chinese policies (e.g. on immigration, treatment of Muslims, power of employers over workers, state surveillance) are to the right of most of the far right parties rising in Europe that people are (with good reason) fretting about.

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What if instead of "Star Wars" George Lucas had directed a movie called "Bra House". Sometimes, flashes of alternate universes appear to me vividly in my mind's eye, each complete with their own histories, tragedies, triumphs, art, and poetry. In this one, people carry a keen interest in breasts.

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