Oh my God. This is not one bad apple. Astonishing levels of casual bigotry. In yer face racism of the very worst kind. #UndercoverReform

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There’s probably a computer game where you get to fall in nettles. Fucking woke.

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Just thinking about how kids don’t play out anymore so there’s loads of them who’ve never been stung by stinging nettles. So, if you’re out with your kids today and you see some nettles, teach them about your childhood by pushing them over x

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People are claiming that Elon Musk messed with Starlink in Ukraine because Trump asked him. I think a more likely reason is that Ukraine damaging Russian data centers embarrassed Elon by showing how many of his Twitter followers are nonexistent and how much traffic on Twitter is driven by bots.

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we can cremate you, your dog's made a mess on the floor, your husband is useless, Kelly Clarkson has beef with a fucking shop, here's what all the cool girls are wearing, whoever the fuck Connor Storrie is, Winkleman's fringe and "discourse", and Zendaya stuns - is she made of electricity?

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