guess basically i would jam my hands into the whale's brain and drive it around doing cool moves and stuff until running out of air cause i completely forgot that clock was ticking, but before suffocating i'd squeeze down hard on the accelerator and aim for where i felt an aircraft carrier would be

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if i wanted to hear more about the flying car that is alive i could just stand outside a cvs in any major city and strike up a conversation with a guy who is actually way more in touch with reality than this

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I have stationery gathering dust, so, why not

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This abomination was Marcel’s favorite toy. I called him Nathaniel Cornfellow. Marcel played and played with him until he was torn into pieces. Fortunately I saved those pieces and as a surprise for Marcel’s adoption day I have brought Nathaniel back from the dead, fixed and reinforced. 🌽

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Burgess Meredith is throwing a birthday party for his cat hell yeah

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