Brendel

brendelbored.bsky.social

23 February 2026 09:42

I don’t mind bananas but one of my fucking problems with them is that it’s a fruit that isn’t juicy, and I know that allows it to have uses as a binding agent but it’s time science either made the Juice Banana or we stopped calling it a fruit and made it a kind of weird grain

Matt McDaniel

themattmcd.bsky.social

23 February 2026 09:42

Pears. What if an apple had sand in it?

Duncan Jones

manmademoon.bsky.social

23 February 2026 09:41

All the people giving Kash Patel a hard time about partying with the US hockey team should ask themselves how THEY would convince the players they were part of the squad and get to the bottom of the infamous international hockey crime syndicate!

Chris Kluwe, adjudicated poaster

chriswarcraft.bsky.social

23 February 2026 09:41

You don’t defeat Nazi propaganda by going on Goebbels’s broadcast, you defeat it by storming the beaches of Normandy

Schooley

schooley.bsky.social

23 February 2026 09:41

John Oliver made an extremely solid case for leaving Twitter tonight. I wonder if anyone of note still there will finally realize it’s time.