The Washington Post

washingtonpost.com

29 January 2025 21:42

Breaking news: Former senator Bob Menendez has been sentenced to 11 years in prison for operating what prosecutors called one of the most brazen corruption schemes in U.S. history, with bribes totaling nearly $1 million in cash, checks and gold bars.

The Onion

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29 January 2025 21:42

Wedding Planner Makes It Through Entire 1.5-Year Process Without Acknowledging Groom theonion.com/wedding...

Jon Bois

jonbois.bsky.social

22 January 2025 23:45

how old were you when you first realized that toast is just toasted bread? i was 37

Bobby Allyn

bobbyallyn.bsky.social

22 January 2025 23:45

we’ve officially entered the world where being off work for a few days means missing like 30 news cycles

Better Things Are Possible

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22 January 2025 23:44

Every other social media app is owned by evil little freaks so this has to be the Big Tent website that welcomes everyone else. People who don't understand jokes. People who know it's a joke but still think it's Harmful. "To be fair," guys. Put up a statue of liberty here but it's on the computer