AirBnB renters should be obliged to live in their properties for at least two weeks - then maybe we wouldn't end up with three paella pans and no corkscrew.

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Turned 25 at the start of the year. Have no idea why I have suddenly become obsessed with bald men. Shagged three of them and obsessed with another guy in the office.

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If you're younger than me, you have no business putting out an autobiography. You're not old enough to have accomplished anything worth writing about.

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When I was 8 years I snuck out of the house at 5.30am and walked to school, I wanted to see how it looked without other children. Got picked up by a police car and delivered back to my confused parents who thought I was still in bed. God bless the boys in blue.

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