thefunnytweeter.bsky.social
👤 Joined on 13 November 2024
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@thefunnytweeter.bsky.socialFor her birthday, I took my wife to an orchard and we stood there looking at the trees for half an hour. Not the Apple Watch she was expecting apparently. @thefunnytweeter.bsky.social #lol #dadjokes #dadjoke
Show PostI asked my girlfriend what she wanted for her birthday. She said, 'Nothing would make me happier than a diamond bracelet.' So, I got her nothing. @thefunnytweeter.bsky.social #funny #jokes #joke
Show PostMy wife's a terrible cook, she can never get her sauces right! I've stuck with her though, through thick and thin.
Show Posta burner phone full of puppy photos to give to federal agents when they ask to see my personal data
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