joesmith.bsky.social
I write horror and comedy. If you’re reading this, send pics of your dogs.
👤 Joined on 09 June 2023
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@joesmith.bsky.sociali used to think photo editors went out of their way to find the most unflattering photos of guys like sam altman and kash patel but they actually just look that way lol
Show PostI’ll drink a 𝐁𝐔𝐂𝐊𝐄𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐁𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐃 at an interview & take your secretary to Six Flags
Show PostI have to watch someone take a shit before I hire them. If you can’t control your body & mind enough to confidently assault the bowl while holding eye contact (thru plexiglass) with a powerful stranger eating an Italian sub, walk away. Lock in or go home.
Show PostPrimetime is out today! Tix here: app.a24films.com/ticketing/pr...
Show PostWhy is no one having kids? GAS PRICES. Today it cost me over $100 to fill up my child
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