"They're Streisanding Transgender in Texas" I say out loud to no one in particular at the bar at The Olive Garden

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The same way we complain about Tom Brady calling Raiders games … or any NFL games, actually.

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This sounds like a scene from a remake of Pulp Fiction, where Jules ends it by shooting someone in the head while saying “gobble gobble motherfucker”

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Kid: How many turkeys does it take to screw in a light bulb Me: I don't know Kid: No thumbs. It's never happening. Me: What kind of joke is that? Kid: Who said anything about a joke

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Met a voter who happens to be a Republican for Pearson! He refuses to participate in destroying our democracy. Trump-endorsed Brent Taylor supports expensive and illegal wars, driving up costs for all of us. We must put everyday people first, no matter what party.

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